The window under the hornbeam trees

[potters_pimp]

Note: Australia is one of the few countries in the world without mental asylums.

That's because Down Under is a mental asylum in itself. The British just sent all the crazy lunatic people down there and it's self evident from the way they developed their own strange brand of English, and invented corky hats...

I'll deny ever using a strange brand of english, but not the corky hats (though I really, really really wish I could.

[calumreadsbook]

Well no one noticed it all Will wouldn't have if the cat hadn't come out the window