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What do you hate most about being female?

Periods
57
53%
PMS
6
6%
Pregnancy
6
6%
Men
6
6%
Women
8
7%
The need to look and act girly
13
12%
Having an out-pouched uterus
5
5%
Having to mow your legs regularly
7
6%
 
Total votes : 108

The Official Girl Talk Thread

Postby bethanwy » Wed Mar 22, 2006 6:38 pm

Greetings, My fellow female Sraffies.

Do want somewhere to talk about Periods, PMS and our mutual hatred of men (and some women)?

Well here it is!

Male bashing ahoy!!
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Postby heatheradair » Wed Mar 22, 2006 6:39 pm

we shouldn't bash males :( they are nice and lovely and fun to sex with.
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Postby Soapy » Wed Mar 22, 2006 6:40 pm

/me hugs Beth.

I think I'll end up spending a lot of time in here.

*puts spell on the door to stop males entering*
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Postby Melancholy Man » Wed Mar 22, 2006 6:41 pm

Bollocks, now I'm trapped.

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Postby Cookiemonster » Wed Mar 22, 2006 6:44 pm

*passes Alex a sanitary towel*

Would you prefer one of these instead? It's all down to the individual :P
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Postby Jaya » Wed Mar 22, 2006 6:44 pm

<throws tampons at alec>
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Postby Soapy » Wed Mar 22, 2006 6:45 pm

<throws videotape copy of Pretty Woman at Alec>

<watches it hit him on the back of the head>


<laughs>

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Postby bethanwy » Wed Mar 22, 2006 6:45 pm

*Locks alec in cage*

Mwahaha!
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Postby heatheradair » Wed Mar 22, 2006 6:46 pm

i haven't tried this, but my roommate swears by it: http://www.divacup.com/

*throws a divacup at the Y-chromosome in the girl-talk thread*
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Postby Cookiemonster » Wed Mar 22, 2006 6:47 pm

*roffles*

4 simulposted attacks on Alec - I bet he's thrilled to be ganged up on by girls :P
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Postby Soapy » Wed Mar 22, 2006 6:48 pm

Cookiemonster wrote:*roffles*

4 simulposted attacks on Alec - I bet he's thrilled to be ganged up on by girls :P


We all know he'd prefer it if we were 4 fishermen.
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Postby Melancholy Man » Wed Mar 22, 2006 6:51 pm

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Postby Cookiemonster » Wed Mar 22, 2006 6:52 pm

hermit wrote:
Cookiemonster wrote:*roffles*

4 simulposted attacks on Alec - I bet he's thrilled to be ganged up on by girls :P


We all know he'd prefer it if we were 4 fishermen.


Good point. :P

*slaps Alec with a wet trout*
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Postby Melancholy Man » Wed Mar 22, 2006 6:54 pm

Make that a North Atlantic cod, and you're on!
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Postby Cookiemonster » Wed Mar 22, 2006 6:55 pm

Melancholy Man wrote:Make that a North Atlantic cod, and you're on!


*slaps Alec with a wet North Atlantic cod*

I aim to please :wink:
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Postby Soapy » Wed Mar 22, 2006 6:56 pm

Mmmmm. Fish.
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Postby Cookiemonster » Wed Mar 22, 2006 6:57 pm

*roffles at sophie*

I'm keeping him busy, you can all get on with the girltalk!
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There may, as the philosopher says, be no spoon, although this begs the question of why there is the idea of soup. - Thief Of Time

*Divide By Cucumber Error - Please Re-install Universe And Reboot* - Hogfather

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Postby zemarl » Wed Mar 22, 2006 6:58 pm

*isn't all that bothered by alec being here & invites him to make howling complaints with us about the all-round agony of periods*
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Postby Cookiemonster » Wed Mar 22, 2006 6:59 pm

I think there'll be plenty of howling complaints about them even without Alec.

They hurt :(

(guess which option I voted for...)
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Postby bethanwy » Wed Mar 22, 2006 7:02 pm

Periods suck. You have to wear tampons/pads and be uncomfortable all day. You have to change them every few hours. Your stomach hurts constantly. And if you have heavy periods (like me) you have to change them once every hour!!!!!

Plus, you have to wash your bedcovers!
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