The Golden Compass in Fifteen Minutes
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Cleolinda of m15m Movies in Fifteen Minutes has uploaded her parody of The Golden Compass. Unlike her other parodies which have simply been posted as LiveJournal entries or pubished in her 2005 book “Movies In Fifteen Minutes: The Ten Biggest Movies Ever For People Who Can’t Be Bothered,” this parody is available only by download from MegaUpload to fundraise for Project Download. Download it in four parts here.

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10 Responses to The Golden Compass in Fifteen Minutes

  1. elyaeru says:

    Having just read the POA one, I can’t wait to read this. 😛

    Thanks for the lazy link, Jessia!

  2. jessia says:

    you’re welcome e!

  3. Molly says:

    That rocked my socks. Completely. 😀

  4. jessia says:

    in my opinion, it’s not as funny as previous m15ms (my favourite being that for harry potter and the prisoner of azkaban), but i loved this (in part 3):

    DARK MATERIALS FANS: WHAT? WHAT?
    POTTER FANS: What are you, new?
    TOLKIEN FANS: *eyeroll*

  5. Mockingbird says:

    That’s a play on the m15m of POA:

    POTTER FANS:
    LOTR FANS: What are you, new?
    (And I added my own–HDM FANS: *slit wrists*)

    Anyway, this wasn’t funny at all, except CHRISTOPHER LEE: *Christopher Lees*

    The Troy one was the funniest, in my opinion.

  6. Calliope says:

    Hilarious, as usual, and for a good cause. I download the Project Download file every morning. Good luck!

  7. elyaeru says:

    Jessia, ah, I agree with you. I laughed out loud at that excerpt!

    Mockingbird, ooh. *looks for Troy*

  8. Selkie says:

    Bahaha! This made me feel like I wasn’t wasting time away from studying for a Monday exam.

    ASRIEL: I’m surprised the Magisterium hasn’t sent a pack of vicious Samoyeds to capture us yet.

    A PACK OF VICIOUS SAMOYEDS: RAAA!

    STELMARIA: You did that! LOOK WHAT YOU DID!

    LORD ASRIEL: Run, us!

    Best. line. Ever. SEND!

  9. Namster says:

    Awesome!

    LORD FAA: Everyone! PROTECT LYRA!

    NO ONE: *protects Lyra*

  10. LizetM says:

    One of the funniest things ever. I think I’ve read it like 5 billion times since It was posted! XD

    “Run, us!”